- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Nickelback

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

soccor

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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