- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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Anything involving women..

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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