What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Anti Joke

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