What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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