- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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