Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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try slamming a revolving door

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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NASCAR

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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The WNBA.

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No.

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Anti Joke

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