What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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#Hanging Degus

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Safe sex MR

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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