what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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yes... that's the joke

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Anything involving women..

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brandon ya twwat

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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#Hanging Degus

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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