- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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