Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

fruit salad?

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Nickelback

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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