What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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