What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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