A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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