What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

How old is your mom? Old.

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

How did the girl die? 25.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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