- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tell you something funny.

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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