- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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