What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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Womens Rights.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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Butt Sex.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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