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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

women's rights

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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