What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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GONNA

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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People Order Our Patties

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the WNBA

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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