- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

i like turtals and kids

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

ME NAME IS JEFF

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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