What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

Your mom.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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