- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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