Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Roses are red, Violets are purple

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Womens' Rights

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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