There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Keep up the fun Nero!

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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