- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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