- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

a person smokes weed... and gets high

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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