-_- i like trains ... -_-

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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How old are you? 20

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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