- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Why does life suck? Because it does

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Two english guys meet at work

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