Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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you lose.

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NASCAR

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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