What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Anti Joke

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