how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Unnnnnnnn

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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I have aids

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Pen15

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Tim and Eric

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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