- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

what did the shark do when he died.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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