- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

What is White over Black? Society.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How old is your mom? Old.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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