A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Republicans

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Yeah right loser!

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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