Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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melon

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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Men's Sports

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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