- Anti Joke

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

President Donald Trump

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Your mom.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.