- Anti Joke

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson