An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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ass in my face ? no

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Hi

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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? I hate niiggers ?

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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I hate blackniggers

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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