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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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