Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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