- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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I would rape her

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

A homosexual walks into a church

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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