why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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A women president

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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