- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

whats long and green? weed

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Badgers are cool

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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