- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

im not as random as you think I- Potato

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

Muslim athletes.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

I hate long jokes -_-

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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