yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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Women's Rights.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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whats long and green? weed

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Woman.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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