what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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The BCS

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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I would rape her

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