Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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