Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Take off your shoes.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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