Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Anti Joke

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