Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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