- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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