Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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