What did the man with cancer do? Die

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Harry Styles

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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porn-hub

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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