donald................duck for president

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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