Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Penis.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Women Driving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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