A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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raping black women

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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