- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Keep up the fun Nero!

A handicapp walks into a bar

you know whats funny the letter Q

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

we all know sammi has a penis

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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