why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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baskets

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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