- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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