why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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IU football

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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Two english guys meet at work

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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