roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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