- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What is a chair?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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