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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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