Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Michael Brown

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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