can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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black guy graduating high school

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Proof reading

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