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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Mmmmmmmmbutch

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Take off your shoes.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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