- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

roses are red, violets are blue.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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