When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Ron Paul for President!

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

YA MAM, is a very nice person

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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