- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Women's Rights.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

THIS IS an anti-joke.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

A blind man walks into a pole.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Woman.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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