- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Woman.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

THIS IS an anti-joke.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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