What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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WNBA

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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raping black women

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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