You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Obama

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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