what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

black guy graduating high school

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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