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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Nock Nock It's open.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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