- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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