What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Women's rights.

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chuck norris

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Anti Joke

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