- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

Dylan is a person

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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