Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

skurfboards we love fat kids

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Get in the car.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Matt is not funny.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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