- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

poop

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

no

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

AIDS

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. answers door

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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