What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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I hate blackniggers

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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