So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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raping black women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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