general tso's broccoli

Matt is not funny.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What is 9 + 10? 21

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

What's funnier than 24? 25

Jacob Edwards has friends

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

knock knock

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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