Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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i like pie.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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im black

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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