- Anti Joke

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Worst joke ever

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

raping black women

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

one day i went to bed

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van