- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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